{"id":150,"date":"2018-05-21T10:07:35","date_gmt":"2018-05-21T07:07:35","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/occidentului12.ro\/blog\/?p=150"},"modified":"2018-05-21T10:07:35","modified_gmt":"2018-05-21T07:07:35","slug":"15-citate-amuzante-despre-casatorie","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/occidentului12.ro\/blog\/15-citate-amuzante-despre-casatorie\/","title":{"rendered":"15 citate amuzante despre c\u0103s\u0103torie"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Vrei s\u0103 te detensionezi \u00eenainte de nunt\u0103? Vrei s\u0103 r\u00e2zi copios al\u0103turi de cei care \u0219tiu c\u00e2t de important este umorul \u00eentr-un cuplu? Iat\u0103 15 citate amuzante despre c\u0103s\u0103torie, din partea celor care deja au f\u0103cut pasul cel mare&#8230;<br \/>\n<a href=\"https:\/\/occidentului12.ro\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/05\/pexels-photo-1065081.jpeg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-151\" src=\"https:\/\/occidentului12.ro\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/05\/pexels-photo-1065081.jpeg\" alt=\"\" width=\"525\" height=\"350\" srcset=\"https:\/\/occidentului12.ro\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/05\/pexels-photo-1065081.jpeg 525w, https:\/\/occidentului12.ro\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/05\/pexels-photo-1065081-300x200.jpeg 300w, https:\/\/occidentului12.ro\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/05\/pexels-photo-1065081-175x117.jpeg 175w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 525px) 100vw, 525px\" \/><\/a><br \/>\n\u201eDac\u0103 vrei s\u0103 te asculte so\u021bia, vorbe\u0219te cu o alt\u0103 femeie. Va fi numai urechi!\u201d<br \/>\n\u201eDac\u0103 \u0219tii c\u0103 nu ai dreptate \u0219i taci din gur\u0103, e\u0219ti un om \u00een\u021belept. Dac\u0103 \u0219tii c\u0103 ai dreptate \u0219i taci din gur\u0103, atunci e\u0219ti c\u0103s\u0103torit.\u201d<br \/>\n\u201eUn b\u0103rbat parc\u0103 este incomplet p\u00e2n\u0103 se c\u0103s\u0103tore\u0219te. Abia dup\u0103 aceea este terminat.\u201d<br \/>\n\u201eS\u0103 fii c\u0103s\u0103torit\u0103 este ca \u0219i cum ai avea un prieten foarte bun care&#8230; nu \u021bine minte niciodat\u0103 ce \u00eei spui.\u201d<br \/>\n\u201eCel mai bun mod de a-\u021bi determina so\u021bul s\u0103 fac\u0103 ceva este s\u0103 \u00eei spui c\u0103 poate este prea b\u0103tr\u00e2n pentru asta&#8230;\u201d<br \/>\n\u201eNu am \u0219tiut cu adev\u0103rat ce este fericirea p\u00e2n\u0103 nu m-am c\u0103s\u0103torit. Dup\u0103 aceea&#8230; a fost prea t\u00e2rziu.\u201d<br \/>\n\u201eVrei s\u0103 ai o via\u021b\u0103 fericit\u0103? \u021aine ochii larg deschi\u0219i \u00eenainte de a te c\u0103s\u0103tori \u0219i pe jum\u0103tate \u00eenchi\u0219i dup\u0103 aceea\u201d<br \/>\n\u201eSo\u021bia mea se \u00eembrac\u0103 mortal! Din p\u0103cate, la fel \u0219i g\u0103te\u0219te&#8230;\u201d<br \/>\n\u201eLa fel ca \u00een antichitate, sacrificiile majore se fac tot \u00een fa\u021ba altarului&#8230;\u201d<br \/>\n\u201eCel mai frumos lucru pe care \u00eel po\u021bi spune pentru a-\u021bi face so\u021bia fericit\u0103 este: \u00abSp\u0103l eu vasele!\u00bb\u201d<br \/>\n\u201eDac\u0103 vrei s\u0103 te c\u0103s\u0103tore\u0219ti \u00eenseamn\u0103 c\u0103 ai g\u0103sit acea persoan\u0103 special\u0103 pe care \u00ee\u021bi dore\u0219ti s\u0103 o enervezi pentru tot restul vie\u021bii&#8230;\u201d<br \/>\n\u201eDe c\u00e2nd a \u00eenceput s\u0103 ning\u0103, so\u021bul meu st\u0103 la fereastr\u0103 privind. Dac\u0103 ninge mai tare, \u00eei voi da voie \u00een cas\u0103.\u201d<br \/>\n\u201eC\u0103s\u0103toria este precum o plimbare \u00een parc. Jurrasic Park.\u201d<br \/>\n\u201eCardul meu a fost furat acum c\u00e2teva zile. Am constatat cu pl\u0103cere c\u0103 ho\u021bul cheltuie\u0219te mai pu\u021bin dec\u00e2t so\u021bia mea&#8230;\u201d<br \/>\n\u201eEu \u0219i so\u021bia mea am tr\u0103it ferici\u021bi 20 de ani. Apoi ne-am cunoscut&#8230;\u201d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Vrei s\u0103 te detensionezi \u00eenainte de nunt\u0103? Vrei s\u0103 r\u00e2zi copios al\u0103turi de cei care \u0219tiu c\u00e2t de important este umorul \u00eentr-un cuplu? Iat\u0103 15 citate amuzante despre c\u0103s\u0103torie, din partea celor care deja au&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/occidentului12.ro\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/150"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/occidentului12.ro\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/occidentului12.ro\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/occidentului12.ro\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/occidentului12.ro\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=150"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/occidentului12.ro\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/150\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":152,"href":"https:\/\/occidentului12.ro\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/150\/revisions\/152"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/occidentului12.ro\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=150"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/occidentului12.ro\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=150"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/occidentului12.ro\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=150"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}